Runs: October 30 – November 8, 2026

Written by: Yasmina Reza
Directed by: Paul Rhoden

Featuring SCOTT MACHADO, PAUL DUNCKEL
and DAVID MORT 
with Musical Accompaniment by ERIC RICHARDSON

How much would you pay for a painting with nothing on it? Would it be “art”?

Three longtime friends. One ridiculously expensive painting. Is it art, or is it just the world’s priciest inside joke? What starts as an argument about what truly constitutes “art” quickly becomes something much bigger. Friendship, ego, taste, loyalty, and identity all get dragged into the fight. With friendships hanging in the balance, the question becomes: how much is a work of “art” worth?

Taste. Money. Ego. And other fine arts. ART is a hilarious and moving look at what we really see, and forgive, in the people we love.